30+ Memes Bound To Exceed Expectations

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    Guests are coming, get out the fancy china
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    LORD @ThatKidKez Pineapple on pizza makes sense if you think about how the sweetness of the pineapple counters the saltiness of the cheese, meats and sauce but you flat lined taste bud having høes wouldn't understand that.
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    My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he'd made the cover of the calendar NYC TAXI DRIVERS 2018 CALENDAR
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    Alex, I met a man. His name is Tom. It's not easy for me to say this, but I promised I'd be honest. I fell in love with him. Jenny, I'm tired of this. We have 2 cats already. OK, show him to me.
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    Rich kids 5 generations of inheritance LOOK HOW FAR I CLIMBED AND I'M NOT EVEN TIRED.
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    Eat so fast I puke Eat so much I puke my cat
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    the luckiest penny. @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week.... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4.
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    slate @PleaseBeGneiss Me: *staring out window* looks like rain Submarine captain: what Me: but like more
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    The cost of love
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    Bank account nice and empty, starting the New Year on a clean slate.
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    me after being awake for an hour WHAT A DAY. W
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    What makes us human? Selecting all images with traffic lights.
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    I WANT BUNS OF STEEL BUT I ALSO WANT BUNS OF CINNAMON
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    Me: I think I've had about all I can take. The Universe: BUT WAIT M THERE'S MORE
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    i hate when ppl say "you act like you don't care" bro i'm not acting
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    HOW TO DRIVE A ROUNDABOUT Fasten your seatbelt Speed up Pray Do not look back Do not turn
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    Pluto hasn't made a full orbit around the sun since it was discovered in 1930. NASA Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen I wouldn't finish my job if I got fired either.
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    COLD WASH DELICATES QUICK WASH CLEA MANUAL HEAVY DUTY ECO SANITIZE with Oxi DRAIN & SPIN EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I OWN, ALL AT ONCE
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    How am I the one who's balding when my wife is like: COBEDOBRODODE MBS @Dadpatol
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    After waking up in the gutter, covered in his own vomit, Mr. Box took a moment to reflect on his life choices.
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    ATRIO PROSECCO METRO THIS WOULD MAKE MY WORK DAY MUCH BETTER
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    What is the strangest compliment you've ever received? + 1,3k + BEST COMMENTS ▾ 1,0k un What did you say? on I was told that I have nice legs by some random guy that didn't have legs at Wal-Mart once. Reply Share S 2 Awards They're not for sale. 1,1k 248
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    I refuse to be controlled by a calendar. Happy Halloween everybody
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    "Welcome To Jurassic Park"
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    Me morphing back into a healer after I just cursed out everyone in traffic. @your.esty.bestie
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    Me getting ready to act normal at work SUDZ
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    000000 Wild 27th image appeared?
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    When your shift ends at 8, but you have to fight the Power Rangers at 9.
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    Since hotdogs are basically just puree'd meat stuffed inside an animal intestine, a hotdog doesn't stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us (in a way) hotdogs as well - St Thomas Aquinas
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    40 4029news abc29 @4029news Bear wanders into city hall building in California 4029tv.com/article/bear-c... Dragana @draganakaurin You can't put a bear on a state flag and then act surprised when it shows up for a town hall meeting
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    Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.

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